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Gifts for Ev'ry Squid

by Bird Casino

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sarahpants5 I'm so happy I can take Bird Casino with me everywhere I go!!! They are definitely why I'm late for work, and nothing beats listening under a strawberry moon. Hold on to your Parasols because they will knock them right out of your tentacled mitts! I don't even care where home is anymore thanks to this EP.
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1.
I was styrofoam Packing peanuts composed my soul Then I saw it — Strawberry Moon! I was pickled fish In the darkness of the wintertime, I was your dish Then I felt it — Strawberry Moon! No way and no how could I break free before Strawberry moon rose over me Cacti and blackthorn bow and retreat from Strawberry Moon's apogee From Strawberry Moon's apogee 10,000 miles high Orbiting a planet whose time is nigh And we're going to Strawberry Moon Punching in for petty crimes Always gave my donut to the bigger guy Now custard flows all night on the Strawberry Moon No way and no how could I break free before Strawberry Moon rose over me Footpad and flatfoot make love in the street as Strawberry Moon bloods the sea As Strawberry Moon bloods the sea I was an inverse square the bigger I grew, the less I cared — Can you help me, Strawberry Moon?
2.
Feels like a hurricane is running through my brain Round, round, and round (Lights shining signals above me) Who am I and who are you? Permanent markers of truth No, no, no (Little by little, you judge me) Just when I think time is up All my doubt is drowned out by the sound of your footsteps on the pavement On the pavement Only my fingers weep — Melancholy on repeat over and over again (In record time, broken-hearted) This changes everything and yet it changes nothing Et cetera, et cetera. (Full circle, back where we started)   Just when I think time is up All my doubt is drowned out by the sound of your footsteps on the pavement On the pavement Where is home? When are you coming home? Where is home? When are you coming home?
3.
My Parasol 04:30
You got so much but you want more I caught your butler hanging round my foyer His white gloves rifflin' my accoutrements — I welted his bum with the shaft of my riding crop! If I was a judge, were I a jury You'd be in the hoosegow, mincing your story to a one-eyed lout with a face like a shillelagh And I'd be kneeling in the nave, and here is what I'd be praying: Keep your dirty mitts off of my parasol My lacy tassled sunshade does not fancy being hassled! It's my parasol, the dapper whapper of my hall It's my parasol, the toast of rusticated balls It's my parasol, the Lord Protector of my bald spot My parasol! Get your quisling claw off of my parasol Unclench that tentacle off of my parasol Unclench that tentacle So the king bestowed his accolade on a haughty knave in plundered brocade? But if you march through my pergola, I'll smite your knob and plant you twixt my topiary If I were as lordly, and gasconading I'd enucleate your portraiture and hack your banking I'd fell your orchard and curdle your gravy — And if you cry for clemency, just hearken the angels proclaiming: Keep your dirty mitts off of my parasol My lacy tassled sunshade doesn't fancy being hassled It's my parasol, for farandoling 'round the mall It's my parasol for dog-day caterwauls It's my parasol, really quite useless in a squall My parasol Wipe that curdled slaw off of my parasol Unclench your tentacle off of my parasol Unclench your tentacle!
4.
I saw xenomorphs in cargo shorts at the Moustache Mercantile Posing with their Yeti coolers and guesstimating how much cubic human they could fit in for the wormhole journey home — Gotta pack gifts for every squid or be burnt alive in the Forge of Zarfan It's not your usual jam No, I'm not extenuating, You just asked, so I'm explaining That's why I'm late for work That's why I'm late for work I know it sounds just like a plot but I was there and you were not That's why I'm late for work That's why I'm late for work I know I put you on the spot but I almost became a flesh croissant I detoured for a power drink to carbonate my stride but when I popped the top a thousand rabbits spurted high They said, "We are the lagomorphs of fertility, and you have been a laggard! You've issued not, so we'll eat your soul — Unless, by chance, perhaps, you might be packing carrots?" I'm glad to say I did possess them, my pagan shield of vegetation That's why I'm late for work That's why I'm late for work I know you are a skeptic lot but I lived it and you have not That's why I'm late for work That's why I'm late for work Step aside you tater tot or you might get the luck I've got You can't fire me, cuz you've got no grease in your spoon That's why I slide in at noon You've got no grease in your spoon! Jumped aboard Cap Metro and squeezed between a crew of furloughs from the halfway house with matching neck tattoos If you're halfway home from the halfway house, are you then three-quarters home? We did the math and shared a laugh and read each other's poems That's why I'm late for work That's why I'm late for work I know I tend to lose the plot it's only 'cause I care a lot That's why I'm late for work That's why I'm late for work Wind it down, Sir Clock o' the Walk, you sunless dial, you tepid pot
5.
I was styrofoam Packing peanuts composed my soul Then I saw it — Strawberry Moon! I was pickled fish In the darkness of the wintertime, I was your dish Then I felt it — Strawberry Moon! No way and no how could I break free before Strawberry moon rose over me Cacti and blackthorn bow and retreat from Strawberry Moon's apogee From Strawberry Moon's apogee 10,000 miles high Orbiting a planet whose time is nigh And we're going to Strawberry Moon Punching in for petty crimes Always gave my donut to the bigger guy Now custard flows all night on the Strawberry Moon No way and no how could I break free before Strawberry Moon rose over me Footpad and flatfoot make love in the street as Strawberry Moon bloods the sea As Strawberry Moon bloods the sea I was an inverse square the bigger I grew, the less I cared — Can you help me, Strawberry Moon?

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released January 6, 2019

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Among other things, we're the pop in popinjay, the wallow in swallow, and the grin in peregrine.

Lydia Au:
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Jonathan DiMarco:
guitar, vocals

Garrick Jannene:
drums, vocals

Suna Wakem:
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